Yes Anna Grace has broken her Youtube virginity (as she puts it) and posted up a couple of really entertaining videos of her being hyper. She's especially hyped in the second one. She says it's because she was on her ADHD medication, Aderall (which contains neat AMPHETAMINE!!) And she is bipolar. That is: full-on bipolar 1 with psychotic features in mania and depression. I said I'd ask my psychiatrist for her what he thought of her amphetamine+bipolar combination. And whether prescribing amphetamine to a bipolar sufferer was a very "doctorly" thing to do. He did not approve at all, saying it would make her "really, really manic". When I said well she gets really really depressed, he didn't sound surprised about that either. Anna has a borderline personality disorder, just like my friend Pinky. During my Heroin Years I met loads of people with personality disorders and many more who were undiagnosed yet personality disorder seemed the only way to make sense of their odd behaviour.
Anna once pretended to be dead. A blog post appeared by a "friend" saying she had finally done it: put a gun to her head and squeezed that trigger... I believed her. I didn't feel upset; I felt completely numb. Then I realized other people had looked up her mother's Myspace or Facebook which contained new postings with no mention of a dead daughter and then I realized what was up with Anna was more than bipolar disorder complicating an opiate addiction. It was then that I began to suspect personality disorder. The psyche nurse at the druggieclinic began to suspect I had a personality disorder too, so I was given the mission of looking them all up and deciding which could be me. I picked Borderline Personality Disorder. The nurse thought Avoidant Personality Disorder. Neither is true in my case.
Anyway back to Anna Grace and doncha think her voice is drop-dead cute? She sounds like a real-life cartoon character. BeverlyBabe says she's like Betty Boop. I'm hoping she's going to put her cutesy-pie Porkshire Eleanor Rigsby in her next one. Especially when she's just had a puppy cut. (That's the fur-cut that makes Porkies look really cute. I used to think there were nice porkshires and horrible ones. The horrible ones having ridiculously long hair. But no. Basically all owners of Porkshire Terrorizers have to give the swines regular fur-cuts, otherwise they just look ridiculous. Like a bush with wild eyes and trotting legletts. I think Anna Grace should get a job as an actress, or at least as a voice-over artist. She'd love that. Anna can also sing coloratura soprano with ease as her voice is so stratospherically high.
She says she's having a squeakesome moment because she was nervous. I hope she mentions me in her next video as I'm amazing. Also she is my cyber-wife. Even though I'm having a torrid affair with bleached blonde beach babe Bev ha ha!
Here's a mental health joke:
What do you call it when you talk to God? Prayer.
What do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia.
What do you call a person who thinks they ARE God? A psychiatrist...
... wah wah waaaaaahh!!!
So come on Anna Grace Old and post up some more Youtubes. Next time crooning with your Porkshire! AND TALKING ABOUT ME!!
ANNA GRACE 1
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