Yes Anna Grace has broken her Youtube virginity (as she puts it) and posted up a couple of really entertaining videos of her being hyper. She's especially hyped in the second one. She says it's because she was on her ADHD medication, Aderall (which contains neat AMPHETAMINE!!) And she is bipolar. That is: full-on bipolar 1 with psychotic features in mania and depression. I said I'd ask my psychiatrist for her what he thought of her amphetamine+bipolar combination. And whether prescribing amphetamine to a bipolar sufferer was a very "doctorly" thing to do. He did not approve at all, saying it would make her "really, really manic". When I said well she gets really really depressed, he didn't sound surprised about that either. Anna has a borderline personality disorder, just like my friend Pinky. During my Heroin Years I met loads of people with personality disorders and many more who were undiagnosed yet personality disorder seemed the only way to make sense of their odd behaviour.
Anna once pretended to be dead. A blog post appeared by a "friend" saying she had finally done it: put a gun to her head and squeezed that trigger... I believed her. I didn't feel upset; I felt completely numb. Then I realized other people had looked up her mother's Myspace or Facebook which contained new postings with no mention of a dead daughter and then I realized what was up with Anna was more than bipolar disorder complicating an opiate addiction. It was then that I began to suspect personality disorder. The psyche nurse at the druggieclinic began to suspect I had a personality disorder too, so I was given the mission of looking them all up and deciding which could be me. I picked Borderline Personality Disorder. The nurse thought Avoidant Personality Disorder. Neither is true in my case.
Anyway back to Anna Grace and doncha think her voice is drop-dead cute? She sounds like a real-life cartoon character. BeverlyBabe says she's like Betty Boop. I'm hoping she's going to put her cutesy-pie Porkshire Eleanor Rigsby in her next one. Especially when she's just had a puppy cut. (That's the fur-cut that makes Porkies look really cute. I used to think there were nice porkshires and horrible ones. The horrible ones having ridiculously long hair. But no. Basically all owners of Porkshire Terrorizers have to give the swines regular fur-cuts, otherwise they just look ridiculous. Like a bush with wild eyes and trotting legletts. I think Anna Grace should get a job as an actress, or at least as a voice-over artist. She'd love that. Anna can also sing coloratura soprano with ease as her voice is so stratospherically high.
She says she's having a squeakesome moment because she was nervous. I hope she mentions me in her next video as I'm amazing. Also she is my cyber-wife. Even though I'm having a torrid affair with bleached blonde beach babe Bev ha ha!
Here's a mental health joke:
What do you call it when you talk to God? Prayer.
What do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia.
What do you call a person who thinks they ARE God? A psychiatrist...
... wah wah waaaaaahh!!!
So come on Anna Grace Old and post up some more Youtubes. Next time crooning with your Porkshire! AND TALKING ABOUT ME!!
ANNA GRACE 1
ANNA GRACE 2
There she is!I think she can be a reality tv star.She need the garter and the hand to the head gestures.She does not mind my jokes Im glad.We are all happier as friends then enemies.
ReplyDeleteBTW fill me in on the torid affair.Where did we leave off and I left my panties in your kitchen cabinet.Yours are still in the salad in your frigerifero.XoXoxo to you & Bugerlugs and yeah what the hell Anna too;-)
SHE KIND OF REMINDS ME OF A LESS BITTER AND TWISTED ROSEANNE BARR; KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
ReplyDeleteTORRID AFFAIR? WELL THE SALAD IS CHOCK FULL OF AVOCADO WHICH MAKES A very SLIPPERY LUBRICANT HA HA HAR!!
SORRY ANNA I HOPE YOU AREN'T OFFENDED BY THE ROSEANNA COMPARISON. IT'S MEANT TO BE FLATTERING. NOT FLATENNING. NOT OFFENSIVE. NICE. ROSEANNE USED TO EARN ABOUT $30 MILLION A YEAR ~ SO JUST REMEMBER THAT!!!
ReplyDeleteDo you remember Elvira who had a cartoony voice and lots of clevage?Thats who I was reminded of.
ReplyDeleteThe worse the film is the lower her neckline.I think it was early or mid 80s.
I tried to like Roseanne but I cant.
Put those undies on.I dont know what you where thinking when you put them in there.It was all the booze I loosened you up with.
I am having a look for CS-as soon as i find anything i will drop you a line
ReplyDeletePete
Plenty of info but not much else especially in relation to personal account's of the illness.
ReplyDeleteApparently it is very rare so many Psychiatrist's won't even have seen it live?
The author mentioned on this page is apparently the guy who wrote quite a bit about it and other thing's.
I have a load of page's to go through which i have retained the link's.
If any shine a light i will post them for you.
http://www.23nlpeople.com/schizophrenia/Catatonic_Schizophrenia.php
MADINSANE: thank you. They always mention catatonia in descriptions of schizophrenia yet it seems very very rare. One thing I looked up said it's actually more common in severe mood disorders. That is: depressive stupor and hyperacute mania. O I don't know.......
ReplyDeleteI've only ever seen 2 people who looked to me "catatonic". Both were making constant bizarre gestures (not frozen like statues). Both had seriously frightening expressions on their faces. Like they were possessed or something...
Hey Gled!
ReplyDeleteI am glad you shared this. I have read her blog. Now I feel like I understand her a little better. People don't understand about mental health issues. Most of us are just test objects for the newest pharmeceutical surprise. Hope all is well with you....Peace!
ReplyDeleteWHITENOISE: where have you been? Up in the skies flying giant aeroplanes around the world??
ReplyDeleteLORI: I'm glad you like it. I hadn't meant to go into so much personal detail, though none of it is secret, it's all been on her blog. I read it back a day later and it sounded like a hatchet job and it wasn't meant to be like that at all. Yeah Anna has 3 conditions with overlapping symptoms, it must be really difficult to treat.
Ohhh Gledwood,
ReplyDeleteI love you. You somehow got people who hate me to not hate so much. I mean they still hate me, but ya know right.
All you asked for will be in next video.