Blizzle Drizzle let's go Mizzle...

CAN I JUST START OFF with a big Weather Complaint. I'm not one to moan, but let's be truthful here ~ I don't mind weather, as long as it's not hot, cold, wet or windy but London is like the top of a drizzling great bloody mountain today. The air is so fetid it's almost itchy. Utterly disgusting. I had to eat pectin-covered chocolate drops to recover.

And while I'm at it WORKMEN: WHY MUST THEY INSIST ON ALWAYS LEAVING THE FUCKING FRONT DOOR OPEN~?? Even though they HAVE KEYS and DO NOT SPEND MOST OF THE TIME COMING IN AND OUT. Bloody idiots. Yes they're in the house right now. The discarded telly was a sign of yet another vacated room which always seems to be inhabited by paranoid schizophrenics or Americans.

BTW I nearly drozzled up my telly completely yesterday by DARING TO PRESS THE DVD BUTTON. For twenty minutes some inner machinery went on whirring and clanking as the screen flickered threateningly. All appeared to calm down. Except every twenty minutes the knackered old thing still throws a fit. Sounds like an old lady is doing the washing up somewhere deep inside its great televisual bowels......

HEY ~ guess what! ~ I found the rudest word in the universe: the German expression MUCKERFUCK. It means "coffee substitute". I'm adding the letter R to make it look dirtier to the monoglot English. The official spelling is MUCKEFUCK ~ kinda sounds mucky enough, don't you agree?

Anyway here's a really neat Madonna song: Hanky Panky

Anyone who says "neat" has to go ~ Madonna



Fever ~ Girlie Show Live
...it's always nice to see the Japanese having a good time...



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