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Sunday, 24 June 2012

This is what I really look like ...

JUST FOR YOU, ANONYMOUS ...

EVERY so often I get comments querying why I don't post up pictures of myself... The simple answer is that I'm far too shy. Plus I don't know how to hook up a camera phone to get shots out of into the computer...

After much diligent searching my friend Pinky and I have, however, managed to locate a lookey-likey self-portrait. Pinky says this one bears a stunning similarity, except the model in the photo is too ugly...

THIS is how I look when I'm feeling high:~~~~~~~





Because I don't feel high ALL the time, I'd better give you an image of myself when I'm irritable, boring, down, depressed and destitute. Pinky says this one's nowhere near as repulsive as the reality ...



MY APOLOGIES if this gives you nightmares.

NOW, ANONYMOUS ... don't you see why I never posted this before...?...?!?





9 comments:

bugerlugs63 said...

I still believe you look like that bloke in Coro who you said you looked like . . . Is his name Norman? I can see him but not remember his name . . I can't imagine why you'd say you looked like him, if it wasn't true. That's my logic x

Akelamalu said...

I'd love to see what you really look like Gleds, it's always good to put a face to a name.

Anna Young said...

I've given up trying to get a look at Gleds. In my imagination he's the perfect male speciemem of the human spieces.

I do think someday in the futer Gleds will reveal himself, and turn out he's famous I in someway. Perhapes a well known author.

I think not having a face to go with the writer is quit tittating.

Bev said...

Your funny!That second pix looks like a scare crow.I bet your gorgeous like the first pix ;-)

Gledwood said...

Bugerlugs: CURLY WATTS? Yeah I am a bit like him. We're both dorks to start with..(!)

Akelamalu: I'd never have posted half the stuff I put up if a face went with the name Gledwood. I think people get enough of a laugh at me as it is so I'll leave it there... I know what you mean though

Anna Grace: yes I really do look superior to the top pic on a good day. Unfortunately those days are few and far between now and today I'm definitely Worzel Gummidge ...

Bev: yeah Worzel Gummidge was a kids' TV character of my childhood. Enough to give you nightmares ...
:-(

Shay said...

I've similarly given up. We got a few pics of you as a child on the old blog. I've decided to sentient myself with that.

Why don't you show us what you look like, though? Do you really have warts or something?

Gledwood said...

NO!! It's to do with not letting anyone know who I am who lives HERE... not out there on the internet but right here in London. I could never say as much as I have and let everybody know who I am... I'd end up getting problems like Anna Grace

ppfaceannagrace.blogspot.com

who found herself with a cyberstalker trying to get her kicked off her methadone script!! Who she had to call the police on, it got so bad... now that's really bad and that's what I'm 'fraid of. Real life and blog-life intermingling...

Shay said...

Oh okay. As long as it's nothing personal (or to do with ugly warts.)

Gledwood said...

No it's nothing personal. I DID once have a wart over my eyebrow. Though it didn't really look like one. Then the dr sprayed liquid nitrogen on it and people thought I'd been in a fight...